Bureau of Fatal Statistics update

ANYTOWN (RDMU) - RDMU's Bureau of Fatal Statistics updates the

total loss of life estimate from today's monster attacks on

Anytown to just under 5,000.

-    2,119 confirmed civilian dead on Northside

-    35 law enforcement and military deaths confirmed

-    2,600 now estimated killed in Eastside attack

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