Gas prices expected to rise following monster attack - WSFA.com Montgomery Alabama news.

Gas prices expected to rise following monster attack

ANYTOWN (RDMU) - Gas prices nationwide, but particularly

in the Anytown, USA, market, are expected to take a steep

upturn following today's monster attack, which killed a

total of 8,011 civilians and destroyed most of the town's

infrastructure.

 

The death toll is the final figure from RDMU's Bureau of

Fatal Statistics, and is considered accurate by all

right-thinking journalists.

 

While gas prices had already been nearing an all-time

high, the devastating events of today, and the widespread

looting and hoarding that have ensued will only drive

prices up, forecasts AAA.

 

(Copyright 2011 RDMU. All rights reserved.)

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