Gas prices expected to rise following monster attack

ANYTOWN (RDMU) - Gas prices nationwide, but particularly

in the Anytown, USA, market, are expected to take a steep

upturn following today's monster attack, which killed a

total of 8,011 civilians and destroyed most of the town's


The death toll is the final figure from RDMU's Bureau of

Fatal Statistics, and is considered accurate by all

right-thinking journalists.

While gas prices had already been nearing an all-time

high, the devastating events of today, and the widespread

looting and hoarding that have ensued will only drive

prices up, forecasts AAA.

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