Your mother always told you not to play with your food, so it should go without saying that you shouldn't assualt other people with it either.
Well, a Vero Beach, Florida man is behind bars after hitting his girlfriend several times with a cheeseburger.
The victim told sheriff's deputies that she was eating with boyfriend Vincent Gonzales in her car when the two began arguing.
When she threw his drink out of the car window, he retaliated by hitting her in the face with a cheeseburger.
He then pulled her from the car and struck her with the sandwich several more times.
Gonzales with charged with battery and domestic violence, though it wasn't immediately known how extensive the victim's injuries were.